PSL NONSENSE

[threwshade]

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ELLIOT BEDNINJA

[threwshade]

[so the thing about being a big fuckoff snakeboy is that the beds in the cells are... really not. sufficient. or structurally strong enough for his body. this has been solved in Kraken by them assembling a blanketnest for him that takes up most of his room.

which is where elliot finds himself being gently tangled in huge snake coils with Megumi's arms around him. gravitating to his own personal space heater in his sleep.]

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[cuttingwords]

[Elliot is not the most peaceful of sleepers even when he is in his own space. Not that he does a whole lot of kicking or anything, just... y'know. Recurring nightmares. The sensation of being, y'know, tangled in a giant snake, is pretty unfamiliar and thus alarming, so he wakes up all at once with a gasp, reflexively shoving Megumi harder than is strictly nice.

What the fuck though.]

Wh-What-- What's going on!?

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[threwshade]

[spooks, coils tightening-- perhaps a little painfully. but it's just for a moment as he snaps awake. he doesn't need to fully assess the situation to realize he's constricting a person.]

Shit, sorry-!

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[cuttingwords]

Gh--

[For that moment Elliot is EXTRA alarmed. He would really rather not find a new and exciting way to get hurt tonight...

Fortunately it's just a moment, so he's... physically fine. He's still confused and quickly spiraling into embarrassed and mad, as he generally does.]

What are you even-- What am I doing here!? Is this your room!?

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[threwshade]

I-- yeah, it is? Why are you here!!?

[he can only be so chill okay]

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[cuttingwords]

I don't know! I just woke up here all of a sudden!

[this is definitely a mutual yelling kind of situation]

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[threwshade]

What the hell?!

[for sure]

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[cuttingwords]

I-- It must be that stupid Warden messing with us again...

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[threwshade]

...Must be.

[ssstarts. carefully unwrapping elliot.]

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[cuttingwords]

[Thanks bud.]

I don't know what the point was, but I should really go home...

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[threwshade]

Yeah. I'll, uh. See you around.

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[cuttingwords]

R-Right.

[Getting up...

...or trying. The moment he's on his feet his balance abruptly evaporates and he falls right back over on top of Megumi.]

Ah-- Oh, come on!! Seriously!?

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[threwshade]

[catching him and looking kind of panicked]

You're kidding.

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[cuttingwords]

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

W-Why would I joke about something like that!?

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[threwshade]

[h-huffs and just sort of goes limp]

Turn of phrase, turn of phrase. I know you wouldn't.

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[cuttingwords]

Ugggghhh...

[rollls off of him to flop on his back in the nest]

Guess we're stuck for now. I'm gonna kick her ass the minute I get a chance.

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[threwshade]

[coils his tail as tightly as he can, trying not to-- take up space?]

I'll help.

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[cuttingwords]

Good. She owes me more than a few punches. I'll spare her one as thanks for my life, but that's it.

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[threwshade]

[oh that distracts him]

...For your life.

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[cuttingwords]

Hm? Oh, right.

[Ah... He's losing track of who he has and hasn't told, huh? Whoops...]

I'm already dead back home. So are a bunch of people here, probably.

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[threwshade]

...Yeah. I know at least one other.

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[cuttingwords]

Someone you know from home?

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[threwshade]

That's right. You may have met her-- Nobara.

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[cuttingwords]

I've heard of her, but I haven't met her...

[mmmm dead people problems sure suck]

Are you guys close?

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[threwshade]

Yeah. We're classmates.

[to put it very, very lightly]